99 PROBLEMS | PENALTY BOX EDITION

When your roster is just a box full of problems.

Product Description:
You signed up to coach hockey, not babysit a band of puck-swinging outlaws. But here you are stuck in the sin bin with every problem on your bench.

This shirt’s for the coaches who wear stress like a team jacket and count penalty minutes faster than goals. From the whistle to the water break, you’ve seen it all... elbows, chirps, cross-checks, and it’s only the first period.

Whether you're rocking it at the rink or the post-game pizza joint, this tee lets the world know: the real MVP isn’t on the ice... he’s in the box with two future enforcers and a splitting headache.

Tagline:
Chirp City™ We coach chaos!

Shipping Info:
Free U.S. shipping. No misconduct required.

Product Features:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

• Athletic fit, soft-touch fabric

• Unisex sizing S–3XL

• Full back graphic: youth enforcers + broken coach energy

• Built for locker rooms, carpool lanes, and parenting with Advil

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Flip inside out. Dry low or hang dry for max attitude retention.